NFL Doesn't Buy American in Super Bowl Halftime Band

Major stink for hiring British geezers The Who, protests planned

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MIAMI – Surely, in this era of great U.S. financial strife, an institution as All-American as the National Football League would know better than send $141 million out of this country without a good reason. Uh, apparently not, since the NFL has booked the British geezer rock band The Who to provide this year’s Super Bowl halftime show spectacular, much to the displeasure of America’s (used-to-be) working class and Washington politicians.

Leading Republicans and Democrats alike are ‘roid raging mad that the NFL didn’t select an American group in order to fully support and stimulate the U.S. economy. Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.), beet red with anger on Capitol Hill this morning, demanded a last-minute change. “Let The Who stay in England and play in their sissy football games over there. Come on NFL. Act for the national good and hire The What, a lesbian punk trio from Knoxville, or The When, a fine hillbilly group from right there in Miami,” McCain said.

NFL Major Stink continues here.

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